SPAM Comments or Found Poetry?

Hi!  I’m sure you all get a bunch of SPAM comments…I know I do.  So I decided to take all of them that I have received in the last 2 days and make them into “poetry.”

These are the rules I set/ imposed upon myself:

1- You must use every single word from all comments

2- Each line of “poetry” must be comprised of consecutive words from one comment (No rearranging to actually make sense or prettify)

3- Any words added to help with flow must be in bold

4- Punctuation and emoticons can be ignored

Without further ado…here are my humble offerings:



It is estimated that up to 90% of the US population

will have the virus by the time they reach age 50

folks you actually recognize

mark it on the calendar

so you know

your year to die


you must eat a food from the 11-to-20 gram net carb list

at the following times: 2, 6, & 9

for any high quality chance

to not contract the disease

I most unquestionably will make certain to do not forget

Even when I am at home on the phone

Or on this website


I at last stumbled upon


It’s awesome to visit



You Bookmarked my website

and after reading the views of all my mates


you hyperlinked this web page

It’s awesome




while I am also eager of getting knowledge

by exploring in Yahoo

articles or weblog posts

I still cannot

correctly identify the

star behind each door

and that is all what one needs to know

I’ve been exploring for a bit

on this sort of area

So i’m glad to exhibit

this website



He was a loose cannon &

seems incredibly complicated

but I’ve an incredibly good uncanny feeling

that I discovered exactly what I needed

so without caution

We hopped on the ferry back

and had our last sleep in Croatia



If someone contacts you to

suggest you upgrade to broadband

& says phone and internet typically costs

an arm and a leg

They are speaking approximately!




I feel that if

you are

Claiming this cash

We can have a

Pension pot

if saved over

between us



Thanks a bunch for sharing this

and spending the time with

Studying this information

Please also seek advice from

Sky Bet Football League

on the topic of this article

and give it a look regularly.



They are not great BUT it was fun and a couple really work for me 😉  What do you think?



Filed under micropoetry, Poetry, Random Brain Babble

11 responses to “SPAM Comments or Found Poetry?

  1. Clever and so much fun. This is a brilliant idea Melanie. I love it and they definitely work. Bravo for turning SPAM into art.

  2. Shery Alexander Heinis

    Very creative and artful. I’m surprised there was nothing on blogging for money though 🙂

  3. Isn’t the spam so funny that we get. I have reviews your information please respond. LOL This is so funny! You are good at this! 😀

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