If you’re having one of those days
when things just won’t go your way
don’t despair, don’t fret my friend…it is just the Midgetbeast at play
nothing dreadful will happen and nothings really wrong
just bide your time and try to be strong
don’t worry, it never lasts for very long
The Midgetbeast is evil, but only half the going rate
he likes to play with alarm clocks, but he will not make you late
in fact, you’ll be an hour early, the Midgetbeast loves to make you wait
he will replace your coffee with 1/2 caff so you only get half a buzz
you may think this is no big deal but wait…there’s more, because
these are just some of the things that the Midgetbeast does
you see the Midgetbeast really is an annoying little twerp
he chews with his mouth open and you can bet with soup, he slurps
and he makes sure that your soda, of choice, produces extra burps
he will put bubble gum in your hair and sometimes on your shoes
he will fill up your toothpaste tube full of Elmer’s glue
and even worse, he’ll hide your bills till the day after they are due!
don’t make deals with the Midgetbeast, there always is a hitch
he cannot make you popular and he will not make you rich
you might get some loose change or maybe just a sandwich
so don’t trade your soul for promises that you will be a thousandaire
he may threaten to slash your tires but that is just to scare
remember he is only half-evil, so he’ll just let out a little air
~Melanie Thomason
with help from Brian Thomason who is knowledgeable in the ways of the Midgetbeast
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No Midgetbeasts! This is so cute! I’m wondering what kind of deals one Would make! 😄😛
🙂 LOL
Leave it to Bling to ask what kind of deals he would make. LOLOL What a great poem…filled with whimsy!!!! I love it. I wonder if the Midgetbeast, now that he’s been found out, will up his game:) This is great Melanie.
🙂 Thank you! It is all your fault of course, you asked for it! 😀
this is so clever!
Thank you 🙂 It was fun!
Sounds like my ex husband. Mind games, deluxe style!
LOL guess that is why he is an EX!
Is this the same Midgetbeast that leads me into the path of fresh, wet doggie droppings? I was just wondering.